This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
Your spidey sense must be tingling because you are in danger
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
like people who kill boys who kiss boys
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
Demi Lovato Requests Her Own Song (x)
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH ANGRY LETTERS TO THE MANAGMENT
I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR, NO.
Bones expose - of mice and men
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
Tony Perry // PTV.
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important