i dont understand girls who get creeped out if a lesbian thinks theyre hot because its like hell fuckin yea someone thinks im hot
i wish i had a button that screamed “FUCK THAT” in johanna mason’s voice to carry around with me at all times
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
sext: i’m taking you to see the desolation of smaug
groups of people blocking the entire hallway
the devil and god are shredding inside me
3A Gag Reel
The best part of this one is Lydia’s “It wouldn’t fuckin’ surprise me” face.
It’s like Lydia is already listing the pokemons in her head and the different strategies to defeat them.
real talk does anyone actually care if they go over to their friend’s house and it isn’t spotless
Has anyone ever
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later